01 February 2026

Anthropomorphism?

Blog #40

Anthropomorphism!

That’s enough syllables to be the first line of a haiku.

So …, the 1964 Edition of the Funk & Wagnalls New Practical Standard Dictionary of the ENGLIGH LANGUAGE defines anthropomorphism, a noun, as the ascription of human attributes, feelings, conduct, or characteristics to God or any spiritual being, or to the powers of nature.  This is a combining form from Greek, anthropos, signifying of, pertaining to, or like man, with morphe, also Greek, which means form.

There seems to be a set of persons who anthropomorphize animals.  I’m not referring to overdubbing a cute phrase while the dog or cat is moving their mouth or even setting animals walking or jumping to music.  These are harmless and cute, especially when applied to otters or sheep, at least in my opinion.

It ceases to be cute when it’s applied to factors that can be detrimental to an animal’s health.  People who insist that their cat or dog is “happy” with a vegan diet, or that three or more dogs together are just hanging out together are engaging in behavior that can risk their own, the animal’s, or others’ health (please forgive me if I punctuated that incorrectly). 

Sheep and cattle can withstand subfreezing temperatures for a certain period of time.  The bigger concern is access to water and food than the ambient temperature.  If there is shelter from wind and even limited protection from precipitation, animals will survive.  That marbling on your steak?  That is part of the steer’s energy stores to get them through lean times prior to domestication.  If a meat producer is seeking weight gains to get animals up to market weight, of course they will want to shelter the livestock so their energy can go into gains, not survival. 

                                                            Photo courtesy of The Ornery Shepherd

There is no need to assume that an animal is suffering because it is cold outside.  They have the physiology to withstand the conditions.  Livestock operations across the American northern tier supplement forage with energy buckets, molasses, grain, alfalfa, or other dense nutrition.  They don’t build a shed to house 10,000 animals at one time.

Feeding animals until they won’t eat anymore is not going to maintain healthy weight and body function on any animal and is another unhealthy example of anthropomorphism.  If a dog just finished cleaning up their bowl of food, they’ll still eat another bowl, a hamburger patty, and the jar of peanut butter that was accidentally left out.  Veterinarians often tell owners their animal needs to lose weight, not gain it.  Feeding animals ultra-rich, high-energy foods as a matter of course will increase the likelihood of negative anthropomorphism in reality.  High blood pressure, high cholesterol, and excessive fattiness, coupled with joint damage from carrying extra weight around is real in pets.

I’m in no way saying that one should be able to count the ribs in an animal—that’s not healthy, either.  Listen to what your veterinarian is telling you regarding your animal’s optimum weight and diet.

Also, don’t apply human behavior characteristics to animals.  Sheep are prey animals, and as such, in situations where their instincts cause them to feel under threat they will attempt to escape or lash out.  Many herd, pack, or flock animals live in a hierarchy.  The biggest ram will nearly always attempt to knock down smaller rams.   Older female orcas are the heads of their family pod.  This order provides for the security and success of future generations.  These types of identifiable behavior exist in many types of animals.  Just because animal exhibit a certain behavior, don’t infer it’s from a higher level of thinking.

Some of the worst injuries I’ve received while shearing are from animals that the owner swore was “an angel.”  While livestock have been domesticated, their natural instincts are still there.  Animals have a fight or flight instinct.  This provides for them to continue their species into future generations.

In most cases animals look at a situation and instinctively assess three things:  Can I eat this?  Can this eat me?  Can I reproduce with this?  If they think they can eat it, or don’t know they can’t, they may try to chew on it.  Why does almost every puppy nibble on things, and often shoes?  They don’t understand it’s not food, and shoes can be salty.  If an animal feels it can be eaten it will seek a way out unless cornered, then it will fight.  Try putting a feral cat in a kitty carrier for a trip to the vet to validate this.  You want to help the cat but are seen as a threat.  Incidentally, if you want to do this without wearing leather gloves and a long-sleeved coat, call me.  I’ll bring popcorn and camera to record it.  Just kidding.  But I will laugh if you need stitches after.  Finally, male dogs rubbing repeatedly against a leg, or the couch is a continuation of the assessment.

With the cold weekend weather Georgia has experienced this year, one may believe that all animals  must be indoors or they will die.  Not so.  They may get chilled or they may lose weight, but they will likely survive if they are provided a respite from the rawest part of the weather and are allowed to engage in their instinctive behavior, such as crowding into a tight herd or flock, heading to the bottom of a canyon or wash (where the water is), or nestling behind a large brush patch for shelter from the wind. 

                                                  Photo courtesy of The Ornery Shepherd

Animals have more instinctive sense than humans do, or at least they don’t override it with their hubris.  Ask Dede how often I go outside in my socks when it’s freezing.  Animals are fine with water, food, shelter from harsh elements, and collective protection in inclement weather.  They don’t need unlimited food, a heated shed, or Gatorade. 

If livestock are provided the opportunity and resources to care for themselves in what humans consider harsh conditions, they’ll survive, especially in Georgia.  It doesn’t stay that cold, that long. In 5-6 months, watch what farmers are doing—they are ensuring their animals have water, feed, and access to shade, shelter from the harshest sun.  Livestock doesn’t need air conditioning as Americans have come to expect for themselves.

When you’re driving around with the heater on full-blast and run inside when you get home, don’t call the ASPCA because you saw a few cattle, goats, or sheep in a field.  They’ll most likely be fine.  Unlike humans they can withstand swings in temperature, humidity, wind, and living conditions much better than we can.

 

                                                            Photo courtesy of The Ornery Shepherd

Also, anyone looking for Georgia-produced wool yarn or related products, check out TheOrneryShepherd on Etsy and other social media outlets.  Amazing stuff!!!


C-Ya!

*** No animals were harmed in the making of this post. Shearing is an important part of sheep farming for the wellbeing of the sheep. ***


Shelly-- thank you for the photographic support!!

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